We all think things that we likely would never say in person… at least I hope not.
Stop smelling my food. You’re robbing me of the taste molecules (half the taste is in the smell!).
Get off the phone and finish your… “business”. So gross.
I like talking to you. I’d like you more if you were not a foot from my face.
I really don’t mind eating at McDonald’s.
Do you really want to know how I am doing? Or just making conversation?
Could you throw the rest of the chip bag away now that you’ve had your dirty hands in it?
Cannot wait for the Golden Girls marathon tonight!
I am going to pretend like I know what you said because I don’t want you to have to repeat yourself… for my sake.
Wow. That was a long story. What did I do to you?
Does the food taste better when you chew with your mouth open?
That was a terrific belch (or fart). Think of how good yours are when they aren’t rudely done in public!
I am only helping you today because I will need help moving in a month.
I hope you feel better…. so you don’t give that to me.
These are all in fun! 🙂 Any that you thought of that I didn’t put on here? Add it to the comments!